Lyrics
1st verse:
Stage-coach lady, hour-glass body,
makin' things glow in the night.
Well, she would if she could,
and she'd be goo if she would, only tell her lover,
she be out tonight.
Chorus:
Cause I'm a bat,
a lonely school-boy.
An I'm a rat.,
an it's too bad,
can't get me none of that.
2nd verse:
Salt Lake City, salt-lickin' bitties,
bogus honeys stinkin' o' gin,
Well, my daddy was hard,
his face was pretty scarred,
from kickin' ass and playin' poker to win.
3rd verse:
Loose old lady, my mama Cady,
chivalry was born at her feet.
Well, she shoulda thought twice,
when Pa showed his dice,
the night she put my daddy to sleep.
